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precuretokumod ([personal profile] precuretokumod) wrote in [community profile] fandomcalendar2025-12-06 08:05 am
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sunnymodffa ([personal profile] sunnymodffa) wrote in [community profile] fail_fandomanon2025-12-06 12:10 pm

FFA DW Post #2395 - Pazuzu was supposed to say, "Your mother yiffs catboys in furry hell"

 
IMDb trivia: In The Exorcist (1973), the chimera-like anthropomorphic animal demon Pazuzu was initially supposed to tell the priest "your mother yiffs catboys in furry hell", but the script was changed because 1970s audiences weren't ready for such a mirror to be held up to their so-called society.

Did you forget about Darth Vader's locustsona?

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sunnymodffa ([personal profile] sunnymodffa) wrote in [community profile] fail_fandomanon2025-12-04 05:49 pm

FFA DW Post #2394 - Age-old conundrum: is your cat the God of mischief just shit-stirring for kicks?

 
Or does it have a legitimate need to summon the shade of Irusan son of Arusan, late King o' the Cats, so as to improve its living conditions?

Sounds like a cat séance. Thanks to social media, summoning eldritch abominations is now considered the quickest way to remind the monkeys to buy more catnip.

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yuletidemods ([personal profile] yuletidemods) wrote in [community profile] yuletide_admin2025-12-03 03:01 pm

Oncoming default deadline

Default deadline

The deadline for a simple default on Yuletide is 9pm UTC on 10 December - just under one week from now. Please check the link - this isn't the same time of day as recent years.

The default deadline is the cut-off point for defaulting on your Yuletide assignment without a penalty. This applies if it's your first Yuletide, or if you posted successfully last time you signed up or took a pinch hit. Default before this time, and you're free to sign up again in future. If you're not sure whether the default deadline applies to you, please talk to mods (yuletideadmin@gmail.com).

Sample reasons to default:
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  • You can't reconcile the canon, your writing strengths, and your recipient's DNWs

  • Life got in the way

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People default every year for a variety of reasons. We don't need to know why, and we wish you well. When we open sign-ups, we recommend that you don't sign up unless you're confident you can write a story by the deadline. But after you've signed up, things may happen, and it's okay to withdraw, if that's what makes sense for you. See full information about defaulting at the FAQ.

To default, go to your assignment at the collection, and press the default button.

Assignment deadline

All original assignments, and all pinch hits sent out prior to the default deadline, are due at 9pm UTC 17 December (which is a DIFFERENT time of day to last year). Countdown

Pinch Hits

We have an outstanding pinch hit at [community profile] yuletide_pinch_hits. Please get in contact if you can help!!!

Betas & Beta Help Needed

We warmly welcome beta reader volunteers at the beta post and on Discord. See the FAQ for more information about finding betas if you need one!

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Click here for instructions on posting your assignment or treats. If you've finished your assignment and are considering treats, check out the app, and don't forget the promo post where people have advertised their canons. You may find something amazing there! Check out the prompts from pinch hitters too.

Keep Yuletide Madness in mind. The Madness collection is for stories under 1,000 words and stories which do not exactly fit the fandoms and characters requested. These works must still be gifts for other participants.

AFK post

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Happy December!


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Punk ([personal profile] runpunkrun) wrote in [community profile] fandomcalendar2025-12-03 09:34 am

Fancake Theme for December: Amnesty

Photograph of the aurora borealis taken in Norway, text: Amnesty, at Fancake. The northern lights are a bright green scribble that stretches over the horizon, along a snowy mountain ridge, and up into the starry night sky.
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This theme runs for the entire month. If you have any questions, just ask!
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sunnymodffa ([personal profile] sunnymodffa) wrote in [community profile] fail_fandomanon2025-12-02 10:00 pm

FFA DW Post #2393 - A reference to the agonizing piscine tortures of the Fishquisition.

 
I assume this is not a knitted depiction of two fishes being burned at the cross for fishcraft? 

... I can honestly say I did not expect the Spanish Fishquisition.

Well it’s hardly a proper Fishquisition if they give advance notice.


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sunnymodffa ([personal profile] sunnymodffa) wrote in [community profile] fail_fandomanon2025-12-01 08:36 am

FFA DW Post #2392 - Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.

 
Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats.
Guildenstern: No, no... what you've been is not on boats.

-- Tom Stoppard, RIP.


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Denise ([staff profile] denise) wrote in [site community profile] dw_news2025-11-30 02:42 am

Look! I remembered to post before December started this year!

Hello, friends! It's about to be December again, and you know what that means: the fact I am posting this actually before December 1 means [staff profile] karzilla reminded me about the existence of linear time again. Wait, no -- well, yes, but also -- okay, look, let me back up and start again: it's almost December, and that means it's time for our annual December holiday points bonus.

The standard explanation: For the entire month of December, all orders made in the Shop of points and paid time, either for you or as a gift for a friend, will have 10% of your completed cart total sent to you in points when you finish the transaction. For instance, if you buy an order of 12 months of paid time for $35 (350 points), you'll get 35 points when the order is complete, to use on a future purchase.

The fine print and much more behind this cut! )

Thank you, in short, for being the best possible users any social media site could possibly ever hope for. I'm probably in danger of crossing the Sappiness Line if I haven't already, but you all make everything worth it.

On behalf of Mark, Jen, Robby, and our team of awesome volunteers, and to each and every one of you, whether you've been with us on this wild ride since the beginning or just signed up last week, I'm wishing you all a very happy set of end-of-year holidays, whichever ones you celebrate, and hoping for all of you that your 2026 is full of kindness, determination, empathy, and a hell of a lot more luck than we've all had lately. Let's go.